It's Nice When The Emails Write The Post For Me

Big Mama: “How're y'all doing? Any house lookers?”

Me: “Well. The house. A lady looked this past Saturday and loved it, thought it was great, then decided that she didn't want it because, and I'm quoting my realtor here, ‘it's too nice for her and it doesn't have a room for her birds.’”

Big Mama: “Well, no wonder it hasn't sold if you don't have a bird room. I didn't realize you were facing such a huge marketing obstacle.”