By The Numbers

• Members of our household who went to church this AM: 1
• Members of our household who have a messy cold: 1
  
• Age of said cold sufferer: 2
• "Blue's Clues" episodes watched by cold sufferer: 4
• Pounds of cheese grated for Thursday's meals: 8 (homemade pimento and cheese and homemade potato soup are two of the dishes at lunch; homemade macaroni and cheese is one of the sides at supper, and we all wonder: "Will Chris Tomlin's digestive tract ever recover?")
• Old-fashioned cheese graters used: 0
• Times Lord was thanked and praised for food processor grater attachment: 96
• Pounds of pork tenderloin in my refrigerator: 15
• Members of household currently asleep on couch: 1 (the church-goer)
• Dogs fed Cheetos by two year-old: 2
• Minutes until two year-old's nap: 26
• Mama who will be very, very happy in 26 minutes: 1

Update: 2:05 pm

• Minutes actually slept during "nap": 18
• Coughs during 18 minutes: 582 (approximately)